Being a 14 year old is difficult, but sometimes all you need is a half-naked love interest OR a pair of holstered ferrets and a black panther that's maybe a dyed tiger. WHATEVER.  Join John, Steve, and Jeff as the Nerdmudgeons continue their look at Cheesy 80s Movies with 1982's "Beastmaster", featuring Marc Singer's unbelievably toned bronzed abs.